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Thursday, March 31, 2011

One Bedroom Jew Adjacent

It's no surprise to most followers that the Dowd Syndrome works in Visual Effects.

A controversy has arisen in a shot that the Dowd Syndrome worked on in which she digitally removed the words "Holy Bible" from a, wait for it, Holy Bible at the behest of the filmmakers.  A co-worker spotted a story about this controversy and read it aloud to the studio.  This is what followed:

Co-Worker:  ...so that's why it screened with the words still on the book, the filmmakers changed the cut amid the controversy.

TDS:  But I worked on that shot.

Me:  Jesus killer.

Co-Worker:  TDS, you godless heathen!

Other Co-Worker:  But you're not Jewish.  That's my people.

TDS:  I lived in New York.  So that's close enough.

One point: Dowd Syndrome.

Co-Worker gets up and walks over to me and says:

Co-Worker: One day I want to bring in a giant dry erase board in and try to explain to TDS the difference between causation and correlation.

Her back to us, headphones still on, wrapped in 2 jackets on a balmy 72 degree morning while working the entire time,  TDS says:

TDS:  There isn't any.

An obligatory moment of silence followed and TDS, fat and satiated on her indifference to our chicanery, kept working stoic and unwavering like a sweat-jacketed little Wednesday Addams.

Two points: Dowd Syndrome.

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