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Friday, January 21, 2011

Happy Birthday, TDS!

All: Happy Birthday!

TDS: Oh! Today is my aunt's birthday, too. Her name is Jeannie. And when I was a kid, I thought she was a genie.

All: ......

TDS: Because her name was Jeannie. And she had blonde hair. And she looked like Barbara Eden.

Me: Did she live in a bottle?

TDS: No! I don't know.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

New Furniture

Upon returning to work after going home to take delivery of a new couch....

Me: How's your couch?

TDS: It looks like a couch!

Me: That's good.

TDS: Well, you never know what it's going to look like when you order it online.

Co-Worker: How's your $200 couch?

TDS: It was $200!