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Friday, March 11, 2011

The World's Worst Prostitute

Was coming back from lunch with co-worker 1 yesterday and saw TDS walking toward the TDSmobile.  It was too late for TDS to be going for lunch, so we assumed a sickness was afoot.

I pulled the car alongside and waited to get her nervous attention at the car following her in the parking lot.

TDS looked at me and I say, "How much?"

A momentarily furrowed brow is followed by, "Haha!  I get it."  She then twists her face into anguish and says, "I don't know."

Co-Worker 1 says, "You're the worst prostitute ever."

TDS answers, "I feel like I'm going to barf so I'm going home."

Yes, I agree:  The worst prostitute ever.

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