St. Paddy's Day

It began with co-worker 1 and I discussing how an actor is becoming more and more like Bill Cosby every year, and devolved into both of us doing really poor bill cosby impressions... loudly.

TDS walks up to us while we're contorted into a number of mildly painful Bill Cosby poses and says rather triumphantly in her quiet, apologetic TDS voice:  "That's Bill Cosby."

An awkward silence followed, but only briefly.  Then co-worker 1, whose name is Paddy, began contorting even more grotesquely and resumed Cosbifying the room.

I, in my bad Bill Cosby said, "There's something wrong with Bill Paddy's spats-see..."

TDS, always either 2 hours ahead or 15 years behind the conversation said, "St. Patty's Day isn't until next week."

The Bills feel silent.