While discussing her stalker today:
TDS: She looks like Paul Williams, but Asian.
Me: I'm having a hard time picturing a lesbian, asian Paul Williams.
TDS: Yeah, but that's what she looks like, with the 70's bowl cut and everything.
Me: But Paul Williams is an award winning songwriter, responsible for one of the greatest songs of all time.
TDS: You Light Up My Life?
Me: No, The Rainbow Connection. So he's got that in his corner.
TDS: Yeah but when he's an asian woman who is stalking me it's not cool.
One point TDS... Sorry Paul. Maybe a Samoan Bret Mckenzie look-alike lesbian will have better luck.
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