TDS came in to my office today and announced that Saturday was her birthday. She then asked what she should do for her birthday. This is the conversation that followed:
Me: Get a manicure.
TDS: Ew, no. I hate manicures.
Me: Get a pedicure.
TDS: NO! No one touches my feet.
Me: Get a massage.
Her face curled into a knot only seen on thousand year old redwood trees at the thought.
TDS: Oooh, I don't like people...
